There is also a lot of flashbacks and, honestly, he has a badass Danish Viking look with incredible hair and that fleshes out Coulder’s emotional make-up. Diesel always seems freer when wielding some sort of magic in a fantasy realm. His stoic and monotone delivery is all this film needs, especially when he ekes out a cocky one-liner. Vin Diesel is not an absolutely incredible actor, and that’s OK because he is having the best time here. The Last Witch Hunter is cheesy and somewhat prides itself in being so. Can they stop the rise of evil once more? The Magic To fight her once more, Coulder enlists the help of the 37 th Dolan, and witch Chloe. When his Dolan (a watcher,) is seemingly murdered, Coulder has to face the possible new ascension of the Witch Queen.

As the centuries pass, Coulder has spent this time battling other witches and magical creatures for monk-led group the Order of the Axe and Cross. However, in doing so, he accidentally became immortal. And I don’t mean to get personal but I fucking love every second of it.ĭirected by Breck Eisner, The Last Witch Hunter revolves around Coulder, a Viking warrior who murdered the Witch Queen 800 years ago. One of the more recent outings was the very misaligned fantasy epic The Last Witch Hunter. With his smooth-head, Diesel has made his mark with the speedy Fast and Furious series and voicing tree Groot in the Avengers series, but we cannot forget his contributions to two-star lore! Whilst he doesn’t keep strictly to the fantasy genre, he definitely flits through mediocre movies such a s Chronicles of Riddick, XXX, and, more recently, Bloodshot. Vin Diesel is such a familiar face in the two-star film realm. Through weekly podcasts and articles, I shall head forth on a quest to explore the magical and the mediocre as we explore The Middling Earth! Yet I was not satisfied by this adventure! Prompted by my love for Two Star Fantasy Films, I explored why I was fond of these adventures and why they are still valid in this cinematic landscape.

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